Seriously? SERIOUSLY!?!?

Welcome to Monday morning.

I had a PFT scheduled. I went to bed late. Damn, I'm tired. OK, all dressed, out the door. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BIKE!?!?

That was my morning.

Yup, some inconsiderate FUCKTARD stole my bike last night. I hope they get caught, anally raped with miscellaneous prison objects, and then rot in Hell.

Thanks, you bastards.